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All 35 game Reviews


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Rated 0 / 5 stars

Failure

Purposely breaking a version of a game so you can get more hits on a website or generally being lazy makes me want to never play this game.



Anarchistificationer Anarchistificationer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy Fuck!

Its my fuckin song. Anyway good game. (Hint: I Havent played it just heard my music._



Ninja Glove Ninja Glove

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Why is it so hard?

What the fuck. Theres no progression in diffuiculty to get you used to it, its just hard. I couldnt even beat the fucking game.

The graphics and everything were alright but i honestly wasnt even focused on it. ITS SO HARD. All it makes you want to do is smash things, so i just gave up.

Next time make it so you can actually get used to what your supposed to do.



Newgrounds Rumble Newgrounds Rumble

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good Game. But Convict, Woah

It was an awesome game and you can spend alot of time on it. Now Convict, you might s well not play story mode with him, cause its impossible to win the last fight, he has NO air attacks that sin, so you cant even stay in the air, like samurai asshole. That fight needs to get tweaked a bit.



Heli Hero *Beta* Heli Hero *Beta*

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Oh God!

Way too much shit on-screen. I couldnt tell if the graphics were good or anything.

the animation for the ship sucked though, it wasnt very...animated



Scope: First Blood Scope: First Blood

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good Game

Had alot of fun playing this, liked that i had to figure something out, graphics were neat (especially the rain) music was okay. Good game overall, i recommend it to anyone who likes minor puzzle solving coupled with shooting someone in the dick



Clear Vision: Elite Clear Vision: Elite

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Mike Fernando ruined it

It just completely trashed the game. Its so fucking bugged you have to kill them all but even if you kill the guards first, you fail. You kill fernando first, you fail.

What the fuck am i supposed to do?



Zanzibar Zanzibar

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Childish but fun

It was kinda made for kids but the graphics were kinda cute. A game you would have fun playing with your little brother or something. Not to bad.



Anger (Demo/Beta) Anger (Demo/Beta)

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Bad

Art was madness inspired which is way overdone. i wasn't really expecting an RPG elemen on the boss (Which looked stolen straight out of thing thing). The gameplay was average. the practice is unnessecary because it gives no rundown of the controls.

From the Author Comment and the first screen with the spelling error i knew it was gonna be bad.

Also the broken english replies tipped me off to how bad this is going to be.

The Movement looked alittle wobbly/chunky he walked like one leg his longer than the other.

It's only getting a 1 because it wasn't TOTALLY horrible


ErnestoGod responds:

you know just an Actionscript? you can make just a fuckin' design?! YOU CAN MAKE A FLASH GAME??!!! UHH? TELL ME?? you not have a fuckin' flash you can't come to me and tell me: " your game is horrible!" you are an asshole, when you learn make flash you can criticize the other flash..... N00B!!!!!


Alien Slayer 3D Alien Slayer 3D

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Monotonous but awesome

It's repetitive but i like that it feels like doom and that the enemies are different on the different levels. Feels real old-school